: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
worst night to have a conscience
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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