Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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