I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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