I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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