The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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