I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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