How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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