He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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