so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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