oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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