thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
