just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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