One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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