I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Dick very happy bro
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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