how can u be prego again
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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