I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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