Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
too bad you live with your parents still
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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