Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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