therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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