y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Can you bring me the toilet please
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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