He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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