I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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