yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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