Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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