PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
