Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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