I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You are the jesus of drinking
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
