carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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