I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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