Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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