Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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