I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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