There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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