and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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