And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize