its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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