did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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