Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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