So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Life is so much better after having sex.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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