Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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