he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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