You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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