if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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