She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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