so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
wow bdsm is so cute
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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