? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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