Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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