It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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