Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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