oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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