Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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