I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
