I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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