It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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