his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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