Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i think im in europe. pls send help
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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