then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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