we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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