He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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